Horoscopes are fun!

Welcome to my blog. I thought today for the first post I would show you what my horoscope is for today. I read my horoscope every day. I know, you're probably thinking what a load of bullshit. I mean horoscopes are the most vague predictions I could ever read.
Today mine says;

"Power is in the stars, and it's a very malleable thing at the moment. (so apparently today I am more powerful today than other days?) Where you may expect roles to be set and rules to be put down in black and white, you might just find hard-to-interpret shades of grey and shaky boundaries.(so someone in my life, or some people, are going to show me that not al human beings operate on a black and white scale huh? wow, that is so interesting, I totally didn't realize that life is this funky shade of gray...) On the one hand, this kind of uncertainty and shifting is difficult to get a handle on; on the other hand, it means there are lots of opportunities to put yourself where you want to be and promote healthy change." so I will have difficulty handling the change that's going to occur and also simultaneously use it to put myself in a better place...hm  words of wisdom to live by. my "singles romance" horoscope is amusing as well:

"You've got the kind of energy that gets people to open doors for you and invite you into the V.I.P. room. Everyone seems to be all crushed out on you now, so you might as well enjoy your power to the utmost!"

I don't know what it is, but Glamour really enjoys telling me that everyone is ether jealous of me or in love with me, when I have seen evidence of neither. I would laugh at anyone who was jealous of my life (I am a poor college student) and I highly doubt everyone loves me either. If they did then I probably wouldn't be single at the moment.
And yet, I keep coming back to these stupid things. Every day I look at my horoscope, my emotional weather forcast for the day, and try to match up the predictions with circumstances happening in my own life at the moment. I will admit that about 75% of the time the prediction is just off base and wrong, but it provides a satisfying/false sense of security to me knowing that in some vague way the predictions could come true. Oh and by the way I am a Leo.