Men are mercenaries
They ally themselves with the highest bidder, 
The one's willing to give the most up for them, 
They stick around, assuring you that you are getting your money's worth, 
Until they make their kill, and claim their rewards, 
Then they are gone, 
In search of another customer. 

Women are Samurais, 
Loyal to their masters, 
Willing to do anything for them, 
Following a code of honor, 
even at their own expense, 
and when their master cries 'Seppuku!'
They comply, 
Twisting their Katana inside themselves, with a smile.